November 27, 2002

I'm borrowing from Elle today, who borrowed from David the other day. Hurrah for original thoughts!

1. Are you an innie or an outie? A lint-collecting innie.

2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? Probably, back in the 70s when fashion was passed out drunk on the floor.

3. Have you ever written a song? Lyrics, yes. Music, no.

4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Nope.

5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? As a child, yes.

6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Yes, and pee-yew!

7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Beside, for dippin' purposes.

8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Nope.

9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? No, I was too busy moving.

10. Have you ever broken a mirror? Maybe. I don't remember.

11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? I was a boy growing up in Canada. Of course I did.

12. What is your biggest pet peeve? Ignorant selfish people.

13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? No, and how could I? The drink is gone.

14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yes.

15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Whopper, no onion, no pickle.

16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Only in my bath tub.

17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic is the only option available.

18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. I would rather eat steak, then pizza. Or pizza, then steak. Or both. Do I have to choose?

19. Did you have a baby blanket? Not to my knowledge.

20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Yes, with the expected results. (See: Disaster)

21. Have you ever sleepwalked? No.

22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? No again.

23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? No, and Eeeew!

24. Are you double jointed? No.

25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? Aquarius? I dunno. I am what I am.

26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Yes, though I wasn't the one who put it there.

27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? No.

28. What is your dream car? Paid for and not falling apart.

29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Wabbit season. Duck season! Fire!

30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Yes.

31. There is no #31. How odd.

32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? No, but I've nibbled on cat kibble.

33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Let the water pressure equalize, then calmly open the door/window and swim to safety.

34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No.

35. Can you pick something up with your toes? Yes.

36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Too many. 2 for tvs, 2 for vcrs, 2 for digital cable boxes, 1 for stereo, 1 for dvd player, 1 for tv tuner pc card.

37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Yes.

38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? 0.

39. How many foreign countries have you visited? Four - USA, Bermuda, Jamaica, St. Kitts & Nevis.

40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? Hell no.

41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Poor and happy.

42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float.

43. There's no #43 either! Who made up this list?

44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? I don't get lost. Seriously!

45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? Seen one, yes.

46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Shrek.

47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Crayons.

48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Any old bread will do.

49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? mrbdslace.

50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? No.

51. Do you talk in your sleep? Apparently I carry on conversations while sleeping.

52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? I'm not allergic to freshly shovelled snow.

53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? Bitten. That way there's time to get to the hospital for the anti-venom.

54. Have you ever played in the rain? Absolutely.

55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? Brer Bear.

56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Again, absolutely.

57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? The former sheds tears. (Bah doomph bah!)

58. Do you drink pepsi or coke? Beer. Sprite, if I have to choose a pop.

59. Whats your favorite number? 3, I think.

60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? I'd be an environmentally friendly vehicle that runs on water and/or solar power.

61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Accidentially, no.

62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? Depends on who is sitting there.

63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yes. Ow.

64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Skyworks!

65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? No.

66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Given that I can do a majority of the Simpsons voices, guess.

67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Spencer Tracy.

68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? Only in admiration of my impeccable driving.

69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? My nose is already above average, so the former.

70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? I would think my best friend is mature enough to accept and be comfortable with the fact that I might know people they aren't fond of and may want to spend time with them now and then.

71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? See #70.

72. Have you ever returned a gift? Yes.

73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? No.

74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Anything ice related - hockey, speed skating, curling, figure skating, etc.

75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4? 5?

76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? No.

77. Do you sing in the car? All the time.

78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? A dumpster of honey!

79. What is your favorite breed of dog? West Highland White or Samoyed.

80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Damn straight.

81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? What's a stingray?

82. What is your least favorite fruit? Peaches and their ilk.

83. What kind of fruit have you never had? Kiwi.

84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Good question. Future Shop, perhaps?

85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? I don't.

86. Are/were you a good student? I ran the gamut from star pupil to slackathor.

87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? I've never given this any thought, though I'd lose to all I'm sure.

88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Navy.

89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Only if it's resting on the tarmac.

90. What do you think is your best feature? Physical feature? My eyes.

91. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Jazz vocal, if I could sing.

92. What is your favorite season? Autumn.

93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? Define 'immediate'.

94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? They all are, equally.

95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Singer.

96. Again, no question. What's up with that?

97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? 2 years at DeVry = 3 years everywhere else.

98. Have you ever had surgery? No.

99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Figure skater.

100. What do you like to collect? Movies, music and books.

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