January 24, 2002

Apartment Life (to the tune of Army Life)

The neighbours above your apartment
They make you want to fight
They stomp their feet all through the day
And play trance music through the night

I don't want no more apartment life
I want to live in my new home

The water in your apartment
Is more trouble than it's not
You freeze your nuts off in the shower
Because it's never hot

I don't want no more apartment life
When can I move to my new home?

The landlords for your apartment
They think they're heaven sent
They never fix a goddamned thing
Then go and raise the rent.

I don't want no more apartment life
Gee mom, I want to move
But I'm stuck in this groove
Get me into my new home!

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